{"id":489,"date":"2025-08-13T21:49:53","date_gmt":"2025-08-13T19:49:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/line-fire.de\/?page_id=489"},"modified":"2026-09-08T12:25:22","modified_gmt":"2026-09-08T10:25:22","slug":"stilblueten","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/line-fire.de\/?page_id=489","title":{"rendered":"Stilbl\u00fcten"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Stilbl\u00fcten<\/span><\/h3>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n
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In den Kursen kommt es \u00f6fters vor, dass entweder von Tanzsch\u00fclern oder von mir etwas gesagt wird, das unfreiwillig komisch wirkt. Solche Fehler nennt man Stilbl\u00fcten. Nachfolgend findet Ihr einige der sch\u00f6nsten Stilbl\u00fcten ohne Namen\n des Verursachers. Wir wollen schie\u00dflich gemeinsam dar\u00fcber lachen. Aber nicht \u00fcber die Person, der dieser oder jener Versprecher herrausgerutscht ist.<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Ich habe gerade geguckt ob meine F\u00fc\u00dfe gepasst haben.“<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Wo auch immer Du deine F\u00fc\u00dfe hineinsteckst … ?“<\/em><\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Huch, mir ist etwas in den Ausschnitt geflogen. Nein, nicht gucken, es ist allein hinein geflogen“<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Was f\u00fcr Tiere leben in der Tanzschule?“<\/em><\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Meine Beine sind noch auseinander.“<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Ups, was soll ich davon jetzt halten?“<\/em><\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Ich habe gerade mein rechts<\/em> verloren.“<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Klingt wie die letzten Worte eines Beifahrers.“<\/em><\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Tausch‘ doch die F\u00fc\u00dfe!“<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Susi mit Claudia, Jana mit Silvia, …“<\/em><\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Bei dem (USB-Stick)<\/span> mu\u00dft Du den Kopf richtig festhalten, sonst hast Du ‚das Ding‘<\/em> komplett in der Hand.“<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Wo sind wir denn hier?“<\/em><\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Die Einfachen sind meistens schwerer als die Schweren.“<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Genau. Und die H\u00fcbschen sind meist h\u00e4\u00dflicher als die Normalen.“<\/em><\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Der Tanz hat kein Vorspiel.<\/em>„<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Ja, wir kommen immer direkt zu Sache.“<\/em><\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Vor lauter Musik habe ich das Tanzen vergessen.“<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Man kann den Wald vor lauter B\u00e4umen nicht sehen.“<\/em><\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Ein St\u00fcck von der Wand fehlt.“<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Hilfe, Jetzt kracht das Haus zusammen.“<\/em><\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Kannst Du bitte mal die Wand z\u00e4hlen.“<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Aber gern doch: Eine Wand.“<\/em><\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Wenn ich w\u00fc\u00dfte, was ich kann …“<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Dann kannst Du … *hust* … mich doch einfach mal fragen.“<\/em><\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Bei mir schwingt Was<\/em> mit.“<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Ich glaube, das will ich nicht sehen.“<\/em><\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Das ist nicht mein Schritt<\/em>.“<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Nein? Wem geh\u00f6rt er dann?“<\/em><\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Ich lass‘ jetzt den Popo<\/em> weg.“<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Okay, Du kannst Ihn solange auf dem Stuhl ablegen.“<\/em><\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Ich habe keinen rechten Fu\u00df<\/em>.“<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Ach draum l\u00e4ufst Du so komisch.“<\/em><\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Ich m\u00f6chte ohne Arme <\/em>tanzen.“<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Okay, Leg‘ deine Arme solange auf den Tisch.“<\/em><\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Ich wei\u00df ja noch nicht einmal wo rechts und wo links ist.“<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Mit Dir fahre ich nicht im Auto mit, wenn Du am Steuer sitzt.“<\/em><\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Die Wand ist schwer<\/em>.“<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Keiner hat gesagt, dass Du die Wand anheben sollst.“<\/em><\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Ich wei\u00df ja auch nicht, was ich mache.“<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Das geht tief in den Bereich der Philosophie.“<\/em><\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Hei\u00dft der so wie der hei\u00dft?“<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Namenlos.“<\/em><\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Die Wand ist mir v\u00f6llig fremd.“<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Darf ich Euch miteinander bekannt machen?“<\/em><\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Ich habe ein Problem mit der Wand.“<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Vielleicht hat die Wand auch ein Problem mit Dir? Geht doch mal zusammen Pizza essen und sprecht euch aus!“<\/em><\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Z\u00e4hl‘ mal mit Zahl!“<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Wie z\u00e4hlt man ohne Zahlen?“<\/em><\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Mein Gewicht wollte schon wieder weiter.“<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Schwerelosigkeit?“<\/em><\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Ich m\u00f6chte mit der Wand tanzen.“<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Wer f\u00fchrt?“<\/em><\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Einen Fu\u00df habe ich noch vergessen.“<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Na wo is‘ er denn …?“<\/em><\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Wie bist Du auf den Fu\u00df gekommen?“<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Mit einer Leiter?“<\/em><\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Mit welchem Fu\u00df bist Du zum Fernsehturm<\/span> gekommen?“<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Weltmeister im Langstreckenh\u00fcpfen.“<\/em><\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„M\u00f6chtest Du ein ‚Feschermints Frisch‘<\/span> ?“<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Was auch immer das sein soll …“<\/em><\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Ich habe ‚das falsche Bein<\/span>‚ gehoben.“<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Wehe Du pullerst hier irgendwo hin!“<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Wo war die Mitte?“<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Na schau Dich um!“<\/em><\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Das ist wie eine umst\u00e4ndliche Vereinfachung.“<\/span><\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Die leichten T\u00e4nze sind am schwersten“<\/em><\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Zwischen 3 und 4<\/span> kommt kein ‚Und‘<\/span>.“<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Wie erkl\u00e4re ich das?“<\/em><\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Ich habe mich noch in der Luft ‚gewendet‘<\/span> .“<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Der Pfannenwender Trick.“<\/em><\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Auf dem ‚WC-Papier‘<\/span> steht Folgendes: …“<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Gemeint war ein WCDF-Step-Sheet … und ich schw\u00f6re, es war ein Versprecher!“<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Ich habe „den Rock“ vergessen.“<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„… und jetzt stehst Du nackig da.“<\/em><\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Mir fehlt die Mitte.“<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Au Weia! Hast Du jetzt ein Loch in Bauch?“<\/em><\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Ich bin mit meinem Finger in den USB-Stick<\/span> reingerutscht.“<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Hast Du kleiner Finger.“<\/em><\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Ich war wie bl\u00f6de.“<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Hoffentlich keine Selbsterkenntnis“<\/em><\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„… f\u00e4ngst Du an nach vorn zu fallen.“<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„ganz langsam und gem\u00fctlich… bis … *bum*“<\/em><\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Das Gewicht ist auf dem Vorne.“<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Lass das besser Kermit aus der Sesamstrasse erkl\u00e4ren.“<\/em><\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Ich habe falsche F\u00fc\u00dfe.“<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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„Aber Du hast Ihn.“<\/em><\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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… Fortsetzung folgt!<\/em><\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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Fotos mit K.I. generiert.<\/p>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n

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